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Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.
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I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?
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I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.
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I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.
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I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.
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I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?
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I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.
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I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
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If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it's light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.
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In theater or movies you see either 'I'm religious' or 'I'm an atheist.' I've never seen too much discussion of 'I believe there's a higher power but I'm hesitant to reach out to him because I don't know if I'm worthy of his attention.
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Hitler was about population control.
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Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.
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Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist
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I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?
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I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.
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When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.
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I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'
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I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.
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It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I mean, by this point I know about as much as most 'real' doctors.
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A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it should be considered 'racist' to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.
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