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It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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If you're dumb enough to volunteer for the army, I don't see why we're supposed to feel so bad when you get shot. I'm not saying we should throw a party or anything, but is it such a tragedy? If I'd gotten shot before I made 'Garden State', yeah, that's a tragedy, but some red-state hick getting his legs blown off? Come on.
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It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.
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I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.
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I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.
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I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
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It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
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I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.
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I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.
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It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.
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I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?
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Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!
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I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.
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Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.
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Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.
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Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
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Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.
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I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.
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That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.
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