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One of the things about Scrubs is that it's about great friendships and... as broad and as serious as we get it's always really about friendship. It's about getting through the challenging parts of your life with the help of your friends.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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