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The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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