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I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it strictly on all of my dates. First, I don't ask them for sex, and then I warn them not to tell anyone after I'm through.
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I really don't know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It's not like they're the only ones that suffered. I mean, what about us whites? We're the ones that have to deal with these monkeys everyday, but you don't see us demanding a whole month to ourselves.
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Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?
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If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
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Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.
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I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
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