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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap symbol as my own so I could park in handicap spots. Deformed people should be honored to park so close to me. Meeting a celebrity like me may give them hope in their mistake of a life.
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The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.
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Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.
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Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
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When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.
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I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh
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Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.
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So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I'm lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what's the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling.
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I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.
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I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it to box-office success. Take Garden State, without me that would have just been two hours of Portman doging.
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Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing
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I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
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If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.
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That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.
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In theater or movies you see either 'I'm religious' or 'I'm an atheist.' I've never seen too much discussion of 'I believe there's a higher power but I'm hesitant to reach out to him because I don't know if I'm worthy of his attention.
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I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.
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Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.
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It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.
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I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do
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