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I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
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Film Producer
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Stage Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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