Quote

Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.

Zach Braff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
Like
Warped
Hollywood
Vision
Success
Everyone

More quotes by Zach Braff

Image
Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
Zach Braff
Image
Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.
Zach Braff
Image
Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that
Zach Braff
Image
I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.
Zach Braff
Image
Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.
Zach Braff
Image
So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.
Zach Braff
Image
She can't say no if she's unconscious.
Zach Braff
Image
Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
Zach Braff
Image
One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.
Zach Braff
Image
I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.
Zach Braff
Image
That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.
Zach Braff
Image
I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?
Zach Braff
Image
I didn't necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was going. I just wanted to have really realistic dialogue and write like people I knew talked. I tried to keep it very real.
Zach Braff
Image
I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'
Zach Braff
Image
I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.
Zach Braff
Image
It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.
Zach Braff
Image
I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.
Zach Braff
Image
I never looked at bread the same way again
Zach Braff
Image
Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.
Zach Braff
Image
I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?
Zach Braff