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I know every politician spins the truth a little.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.
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I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?
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If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
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I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.
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I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
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Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.
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For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not really fair to them, but what else can I do, you know?
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People keep asking me whether I'm going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I'm like, why bother? There will never be another leader as good as he was.
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I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.
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I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
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I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.
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You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
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Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
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I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!
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Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn't have anything to hide - Zach Braff lays it all out there for everybody to see. That is Zach Braff's secret to Zach Braff's success.
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I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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I'm a film geek man. I love toys. I love everything in filmmaking, so for me to just be around this technology is just so cool to watch it being used for the first time, some of the stuff.
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Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?
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