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I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would women have arms? Or feet? Or mouths?
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The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.
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If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.
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I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.
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I stand stark naked in front of the mirror and gaze directly into my own eyes. I utter 'Good morning, handsome' and my lips quiver as I stare at myown body. I don't break eye contact until I blow my load. Not once do I actually touch myself.
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So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.
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The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.
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I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?
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Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come on, she's a woman. But still, it's very cute.
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Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.
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Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.
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Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.
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