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If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.
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I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?
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Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
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If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
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To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as successful as me nor will they ever be as successful as me. Nobody knows the struggles I go through.
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The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.
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There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?
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