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Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
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Hitler was about population control.
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When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.
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Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.
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If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it's light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.
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If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
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Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.
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Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.
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That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.
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Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?
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