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I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?
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I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.
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Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.
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It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping people that are going to die soon anyway.
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I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
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I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever
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It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough
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Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
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I think slavery was an awful, awful period in our history, but when I look at what's become of black culture since emancipation, I think you have to admit, maybe the Confederacy was on to something
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You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really just the same actor playing both characters in the scene? I knew this would be the best route, but I just wasn't comfortable dressing as a woman, so I had to hire other actors.
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Look on the bright side that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.
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It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.
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I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.
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It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.
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