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I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
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It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I mean, by this point I know about as much as most 'real' doctors.
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My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.
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The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.
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It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
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It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.
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People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.
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I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.
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I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.
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I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.
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The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.
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I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.
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Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?
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Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.
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The Jews are just clumsy bakers.
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I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.
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You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the only role you can play well is a black dude, you're never going to get ahead in this town, and you should just accept it.
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When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band.
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Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.
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I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.
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I think I suffer from some mild depression.
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