Quote

One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.

Zach Braff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
Time
Face
Reporters
Faces
Rude
Eye
Later
Felt
Looked
Didn
Asked
Need
Worst
Needs
Eyes
Punched
Kind
Quality
Reporter

More quotes by Zach Braff

Image
I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?
Zach Braff
Image
I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.
Zach Braff
Image
Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.
Zach Braff
Image
For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not really fair to them, but what else can I do, you know?
Zach Braff
Image
I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.
Zach Braff
Image
Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.
Zach Braff
Image
I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.
Zach Braff
Image
I had a very funny family.
Zach Braff
Image
Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
Zach Braff
Image
Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?
Zach Braff
Image
I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?
Zach Braff
Image
I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
Zach Braff
Image
They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.
Zach Braff
Image
I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?
Zach Braff
Image
If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.
Zach Braff
Image
Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.
Zach Braff
Image
I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.
Zach Braff
Image
Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.
Zach Braff
Image
Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn't have anything to hide - Zach Braff lays it all out there for everybody to see. That is Zach Braff's secret to Zach Braff's success.
Zach Braff
Image
Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?
Zach Braff