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It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.
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The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.
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I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school [at Northwestern University].
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That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.
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If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.
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I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What more would he want than to work with me?
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I'm 26 years old, and I've spent my whole life waiting for something else to start. Now I realize that this is all there is, and I'm going to try to live my life like that.
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It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.
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Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.
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