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It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?
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I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.
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I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.
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Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.
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It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure for polio or something.
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.
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Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.
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I blame Walt Disney well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?
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In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as I am, he would have made mixtapes for his movies instead of letting some schmuck write the soundtracks for him. But then if he were as talented as I am, he'd be Zach Braff. And have his own Grammy.
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