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Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
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I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.
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I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?
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People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.
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I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.
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It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure for polio or something.
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I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I'd just walk on the set of 'Scrubs'.
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Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.
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When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band.
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I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.'
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