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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.
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I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?
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Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.
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Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.
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I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would women have arms? Or feet? Or mouths?
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I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.
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I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.
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People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.
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It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?
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It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.
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I think I suffer from some mild depression.
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I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?
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It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.
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I had a very funny family.
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If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.
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Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.
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Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.
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Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth, I personally remind them that no matter how hard they try I will always be better than them.
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