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Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
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I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?
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If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.
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It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.
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When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.
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It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough
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I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?
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I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.
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