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Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist
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The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.
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The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.
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My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.
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The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.
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I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.
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Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
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I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.
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There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.
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There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.
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If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
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You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.
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Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.
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You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the only role you can play well is a black dude, you're never going to get ahead in this town, and you should just accept it.
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Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.
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Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.
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I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?
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So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.
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