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I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar on hair gel so you can get the perfect cowlick?
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I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?
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Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.
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In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.
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Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.
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Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.
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I blame Walt Disney well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?
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If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
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I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.
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It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping people that are going to die soon anyway.
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That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.
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I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.
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You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
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I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.
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