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The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.
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Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.
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I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.
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I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.
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It's kind of ironic that my character is a doctor who acts very gay with his best friend. I don't see how gays could ever be doctors, they spend too much time whining about everything. Just get off your soapbox and go back to designing floral arrangements.
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When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.
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I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morning. When he got to the ticket booth it turned out there was only one ticket left the manager was there and wanted to give it to me instead since I was famous. That's when I knew I'd hit it big.
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It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.
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There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?
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You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
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Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.
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Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?
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I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.
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I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there's just no excuse. They'd be much safer inside a movie theater watching one of my movies instead of burning alive in a collapsing skyscraper.
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