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The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So what the hell's the point of a trial, y'know?
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If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.
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I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.
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I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
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I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.
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As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was this amazing sense of camaraderie. Early on, we would go to rehearsals with my dad and I was like the mascot for the backstage crew. That was a big part of my childhood, so I dreamed of one day doing a play in London.
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One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.
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Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.
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