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The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.
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It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture
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It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I mean, by this point I know about as much as most 'real' doctors.
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I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.
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I didn't necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was going. I just wanted to have really realistic dialogue and write like people I knew talked. I tried to keep it very real.
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I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.
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I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
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Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
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Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist
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When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.
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That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.
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Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.
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I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.
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