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I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.
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It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.
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I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.
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Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!
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I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom.
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For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not really fair to them, but what else can I do, you know?
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It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?
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Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
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I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school [at Northwestern University].
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I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.
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One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.
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Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that
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I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.
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People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.
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I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.
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Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
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Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the movie, and again, we never thought we'd get all that music.
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