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I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
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Zachary Israel Braff
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One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying blond dog reporter at E News used to talk smack about me? I paid two mobsters five million dollars each to throw her off the Stratosphere tower in Las Vegas.
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I blame Walt Disney well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?
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At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter
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Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
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The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That's why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I'm doing good for at least one person for sure.
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People keep asking me whether I'm going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I'm like, why bother? There will never be another leader as good as he was.
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Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the movie, and again, we never thought we'd get all that music.
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When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
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I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do
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Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.
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Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.
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If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.
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You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.
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