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Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
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I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.
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I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.
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