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Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.
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Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.
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Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.
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I'm a busy guy I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don't know the difference and, let's face it, they aren't going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.
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I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.
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The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That's why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I'm doing good for at least one person for sure.
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Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.
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I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.
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I think I suffer from some mild depression.
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Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that
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I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.'
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Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
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I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.
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I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.
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I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.
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I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?
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I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
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