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Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.
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I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?
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Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that
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Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
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Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.
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