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Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?
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I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.
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