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Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
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Zachary Israel Braff
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I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?
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If we're going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we're going to have to do is start helping them get basic amenities like electricity, televisions, and DVD players over there. Otherwise, how can they watch 'Garden State'?
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I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.
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I'd like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it's called. And that's only when I'm having an off day.
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I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
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People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in Garden State. I guess it makes sense, though. It gives people a chance to hope that they can become as great as me someday.
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It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
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It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.
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I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'
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Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
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If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.
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As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was this amazing sense of camaraderie. Early on, we would go to rehearsals with my dad and I was like the mascot for the backstage crew. That was a big part of my childhood, so I dreamed of one day doing a play in London.
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