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Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
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Zachary Israel Braff
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I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.
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To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as successful as me nor will they ever be as successful as me. Nobody knows the struggles I go through.
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If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.
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Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
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I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.
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People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.
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So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I'm lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what's the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling.
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I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?
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You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them.
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You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can decide whether they want to celebrate me or Jesus. If you ask me, the choice is pretty obvious.
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If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.
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I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.
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If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
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Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.
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I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as Garden State go untouched is beyond me. It just proves how close-minded America really is, and I refuse to take part in it.
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I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with my family in the back of a limousine and someone cracking a joke and us just hysterically belly laughing. It's how we always dealt with tragedy in our lives and I think it's such a healthy way to deal with sadness.
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It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.
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You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.
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Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.
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