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Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
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After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.
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If we're going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we're going to have to do is start helping them get basic amenities like electricity, televisions, and DVD players over there. Otherwise, how can they watch 'Garden State'?
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You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
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It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.
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I had a very funny family.
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If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it's light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.
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One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.
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Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.
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If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.
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Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.
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I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!
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Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.
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I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?
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People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God doesn't make mistakes, just look at me for example.
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I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.
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Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?
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It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.
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