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It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
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Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.
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If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.
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It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.
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Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.
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I blame Walt Disney well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?
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You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
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