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I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.
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