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I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.
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That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.
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I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.
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I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.
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Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.
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I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.
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Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?
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I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there's just no excuse. They'd be much safer inside a movie theater watching one of my movies instead of burning alive in a collapsing skyscraper.
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It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment
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They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.
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So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.
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Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I'd probably keep it actually.
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You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.
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Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
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I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
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It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.
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Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time.
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They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?
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