Quote

Look on the bright side that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.

Zach Braff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
Sides
Look
Looks
Going
Bullet
Bullets
Bright
Side

More quotes by Zach Braff

Image
I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.
Zach Braff
Image
I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.
Zach Braff
Image
I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.'
Zach Braff
Image
Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.
Zach Braff
Image
Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.
Zach Braff
Image
Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
Zach Braff
Image
At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter
Zach Braff
Image
The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.
Zach Braff
Image
I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.
Zach Braff
Image
I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do
Zach Braff
Image
It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I mean, by this point I know about as much as most 'real' doctors.
Zach Braff
Image
People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in it....No you didn't. So then by default it goes to Garden State..and if youwatch two episodes of scrubs back to back that counts as the #2.
Zach Braff
Image
I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?
Zach Braff
Image
When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
Zach Braff
Image
I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached by people other than me.
Zach Braff
Image
I had a very funny family.
Zach Braff
Image
Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.
Zach Braff
Image
I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
Zach Braff
Image
I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?
Zach Braff
Image
People are always going to find fault with anything you do, any process that you're a part of. The creative process means taking risks, I've taken risks and I've made mistakes, but the bottom line is, could anyone else have done any better ? I have to believe that what I created was worthwhile.
Zach Braff