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Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after I'm gone, but I suppose life will have to go on, right? At least everyone will still be able to watch reruns of Scrubs.

Zach Braff

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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