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I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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