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I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.
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The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.
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I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.
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I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?
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I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.
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If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.
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