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I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
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Zachary Israel Braff
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Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
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I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.
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It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.
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I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?
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If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it's light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.
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Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one, I could probably have found a cure to cancer within five years.
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I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.
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Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.
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I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.
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