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It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered.
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Look on the bright side that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.
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I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?
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I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would women have arms? Or feet? Or mouths?
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It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
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I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.
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Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
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When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.
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I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.
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Im just not really attracted to black chicks.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.
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I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?
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You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.
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I'd like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it's called. And that's only when I'm having an off day.
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