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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar on hair gel so you can get the perfect cowlick?
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I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?
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I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.
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