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It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
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Zachary Israel Braff
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I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.
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Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
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When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.
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