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My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.
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I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.
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I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.
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I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.
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It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.
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Look on the bright side that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.
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Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?
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They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?
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They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.
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I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.'
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Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.
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I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.
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You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can decide whether they want to celebrate me or Jesus. If you ask me, the choice is pretty obvious.
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When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you and they're always willing to give a heart to heart conversation. They actually bear the winter cold to ask for your petty cash with a smile on their face. Fudge those guys.
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Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
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A child's death is really of less value than an adult's. I mean, what could you really accomplish in a year? Not much, and that's not even talking about, you know, pay-wise.
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I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with my family in the back of a limousine and someone cracking a joke and us just hysterically belly laughing. It's how we always dealt with tragedy in our lives and I think it's such a healthy way to deal with sadness.
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I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.
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You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.
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I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.
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