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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in Garden State. I guess it makes sense, though. It gives people a chance to hope that they can become as great as me someday.
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I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff
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I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?
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Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something.
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When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band.
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I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.
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I had a very funny family.
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Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.
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I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.
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It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
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The Jews are just clumsy bakers.
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If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.
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I'd like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it's called. And that's only when I'm having an off day.
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I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.
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I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.
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Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.
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Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one, I could probably have found a cure to cancer within five years.
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