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I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.

Zach Braff

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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