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I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
Lazy
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Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.
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Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that
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