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The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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