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Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?'
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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