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Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.
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People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.
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I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful
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You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them.
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Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.
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Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!
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I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.
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I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?
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If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.
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People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.
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I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?
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I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll ever get married...it just wouldn't be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her.
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I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?
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I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.
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At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.
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I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.
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I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.
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I mean, what's eleven million people now days?
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The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.
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I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?
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